We have no idea what is going on here, but love all of it. Senior pictures with the one thing she loves? McDonalds employee of the month? Hair salon Big Mac promotion? Who knows, but finding out the truth can only serve to ruin the mythos of such a wonderful thrift store find.

Cherry-picking only what she wants and how she wants it
Swinging from the picket fence, the millennial women know no bounds. Burning with desire and flaming from each fingertip with an ambition that could shatter