Cobra Commander’s Heavy Metal Band, Cold Slither

Remember that one episode of G.I. Joe where, in a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander packages Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called Cold Slither? Baroness used the band’s music to brainwash America’s youth through subliminal messaging, and Cold Slither becomes Cobra’s Pied Piper. You can watch the full episode below and read more about it here >

Cold Slither 1985 Vintage Men’s T-Shirt


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