For some reason, kids always ended up getting their friends to lay down behind a fly ramp so that they could jump them on their BMX bike. I guess it was like the ultimate feat for any young daredevil in the ’80s, and usually it went well, or at least it went well for everyone who didn’t get landed on. BTW, I’m still really super sorry about your perforated colon, Jeff.

Gas Bubble
Andy Wickenheisser is afraid to drive his cars. More accurately, he’s afraid of what might happen when he drives his cars: Too many gawkers not