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Don’t Fuck in the Woods

With a title like Don’t Fuck in the Woods, you’re probably safe in making a few assumptions… like, predicting the inclusion of gratuitous sex scenes, the location in which the story will take place and the likelihood that people are going to die. This flick is quite heavy with all of the above, but it’s got a few other qualities going for it that… well, probably won’t surprise you.

There’s really no need to get too heavy on detail, as the film itself isn’t heavy on detail. 20-somethings are in the woods and every time they have sex, a man in a rubber suit pops up to off them in a handful of different ways.

That’s the whole plot, plain and simple… read more >

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