“I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn’t quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little something like this: If it comes out black, it’s Darwin’s and if it comes out white, it’s Ray’s. This is how things were done in the trailer park.” ― Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir

Oh Boy! Oberto
If you grew up in the Pacific Northwest, you’re probably no stranger to Oh Boy! Oberto and snagged more than a few ‘cocktail pep sticks’