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How to Get an Emo Girlfriend

Having a hard time landing that emo girlfriend that you’ve been dreaming of? Fret no more, as a recent how-to on wikiHow is here to help:

“It may seem difficult to get an emo girlfriend, yet it actually isn’t too hard if you know how to do it. And who wouldn’t want an emo girlfriend? They’re interesting, edgy, and creative. Follow these steps to appeal to emos, and increase your chances of winning over an emo girl.” Read more and get an emo girlfriend of your own!

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