A friend invited me to go with him to check out an acquaintance’s exotic car collection, saying he had “millions of dollars in cars.” Bitch, please, you know I’m way more into places like this that have maybe hundreds of dollars in cars. Ooooh, check that Datsun pickup out…

The American Dream: World’s Longest Limo Restored by Florida Man
It’s nice when we get a news story that includes ‘Florida Man’ in the headline that doesn’t go on to tell the tale of some