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I’m not saying it was humans, but it was humans

“Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I’m all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green veldts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It’s a question of simian survival.” ―Doctor Zaius

Doctor Zaius was an orangutan leading member of the Ape National Assembly, Minister of Science, and also Chief Defender of the Faith in Planet of The Apes.

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