Kelly Meeker: Halloween Homewrecker

Teenage romance is tough, but it’s even tougher when your friend has serious homewrecker tendencies and moves in on your guy. At least, that was the case with Kelly Meeker in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988). And in case you are wondering, Kelly was played by the ever hot Kathleen Kinmont who managed to let countless boys down by not revealing her ample breasts in her sex scene with Brady.

Kelly Meeker: I didn’t know you and Brady had anything, okay?

Rachel Carruthers: You knew. You just didn’t care.

Kelly Meeker: He’s not married. Besides, I’ve got a right to do what’s best for me.

Rachel Carruthers: Don’t you mean what you do best?

Kelly Meeker: Wise up to what men want, Rachel… or Brady won’t be the last man you lose to another woman.

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