Prison Rich

Most of us probably can’t consider ourselves to be wealthy, but did you know that you’re probably prison rich? For those who haven’t spent time on the inside, being prison rich means to possess large quantities of something that has very little actual monetary value, similar to if someone possessed a large quantity of cigarettes in prison. So yeah, you may just be scraping by, but that drawer full of hot sauce packets makes you a prison millionaire. Prizillionaire? Meh, let’s just say prison rich.

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