{"product_id":"kooler-than-jesus-1990-f-b-vintage-mens-t-shirt","title":"Kooler Than Jesus 1990 F\/B Vintage Men's T-Shirt","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\nKooler Than Jesus is an EP released by electronic industrial rock band My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult in 1990. It contains the original “Kooler Than Jesus” 12″ single along with two other previously release 12″ singles, “My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult” and “Some Have to Dance… Some Have to Kill”. The lead track, “Kooler Than Jesus”, was later remixed in 1990 for the band’s second album, Confessions of a Knife…. In 1994, “Nervous Xians” was heavily reworked and then retitled to “After the Flesh” for the soundtrack to the film The Crow, and the band also performed the song during the film itself. All of the tracks on the EP were later included on the 2004 compilation My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult. Kooler Than Jesus received positive reviews. Vincent Jeffries of AllMusic called it “one of the industrial genre’s significant early-‘90s releases”. Raul Stanciu of Sputnik Music called it “a huge achievement for the band.” This version of the Kooler Than Jesus design features both front and back prints! For the front only print version, check our shop! \u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\nLike all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.\n\u003cul\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton*\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e32 singles for a softer hand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eDyed and cut in the USA\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eModern retail fit\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n \t\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eRuns true to size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003e*Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible. Screen colors may vary due to differences in screens. Due to the natural nature of cotton, whites may appear off-white rather than bright white. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\nNot sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-606\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-size-chart.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"220\"\u003e \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAll sizes are provided in inches! Please note that variations in sizing of up to 1.5 inches are possible.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-608\" src=\"https:\/\/psyne.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/ebay-spacer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1275\" height=\"16\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eProduct Code: PSN-MMMXXX-1966","brand":"Psyne","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47416207212780,"sku":"68516545396494053066","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":47416207245548,"sku":"61527831856236378329","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":47416207278316,"sku":"22207437898426228941","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47416207311084,"sku":"56061721953497116794","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":47416207343852,"sku":"23575488873751351019","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":47416207376620,"sku":"26651949236335420257","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47416207409388,"sku":"20816766342866820359","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":47416207442156,"sku":"10049459554266005290","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":47416207474924,"sku":"32845687769327640949","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47416207507692,"sku":"22103250653346455968","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":47416207540460,"sku":"25540042982897642197","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":47416207573228,"sku":"23879265330239670153","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47416207605996,"sku":"25533861038683525942","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47416207638764,"sku":"33236059851712247514","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47416207671532,"sku":"31888991336864326664","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47416207704300,"sku":"26819589785512951379","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47416207737068,"sku":"55453531421077306295","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47416207769836,"sku":"33282432879892643791","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47416207802604,"sku":"23384628852544574941","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47416207835372,"sku":"19280358473285340371","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47416207868140,"sku":"12704365821996883005","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47416207900908,"sku":"25963111066860821525","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":47416207933676,"sku":"53844098227488466365","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47416207966444,"sku":"25008452519786442122","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/8556\/5420\/files\/PSN-KLRTJS-1990-Kooler-Than-Jesus-1990-dark-grey-heather.webp?v=1774255790","url":"https:\/\/psyne.co\/products\/kooler-than-jesus-1990-f-b-vintage-mens-t-shirt","provider":"PSYNE CO. 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