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Real Men Have Real Keys

Fact: Real men have real keys. Seriously, every man should have real keys to at least *something* in their life. Sure, you may have a modern car with a key fob thing or an app enabled lock on your house or something, but come on, you mean to tell me that you don’t own something with an old school lock on it? If not, get on it. It could be a padlock to your man cave, a busted ass Camaro project car, or even an old motorcycle, but there is something real about putting that key in and feeling the tumblers doing their thing.

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