Big Wiener

Please stop calling this man about his ‘big wiener.’ We regret to inform you there is no wiener mobile for sale. Revenge is a dish best-served wienery. – 20th-century proverb This was supposed to be a very different story. This blog, to be frank, was supposed to be a plea for me to get my hands on a couple of massive cars shaped as wieners and, as my editor said in a Slack message, include the line: “I need this wiener mobile (sic) because I’m a wiener boy.” But nothing in life is good anymore… read more >