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If you were a member of our horror shirt subscription club, you may remember opening the mailer to find your order loosely wrapped in our ’80s Horror VHS Wrapping Paper. While the horror shirt subscription club ended after a really fun three year run, we’ve brought the paper back and made it available to discerning gift givers. Check it out >

Lot Lizard Cab Over Attack
This shot includes two things you don’t see much of anymore — cab over tractors and hot lot lizards. Nowadays, truck stops are filled with

God don’t got any damn problem with liquor
“If God hates liquor, how’s come Jesus’s very first miracle was turning water into the finest wine anybody ever drank?” “I don’t know, sir…” “I’ll

I wish I could roll back the clock
“There are moments when I wish I could roll back the clock and take all the sadness away, but I have the feeling that if