What Are You Looking At Dicknose 1985 Vintage Kid's T-Shirt
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Design description, product details, and sizing information
Design description, product details, and sizing information
Description
Novelty t-shirts have long been a staple of American culture, especially during the ’70s and ’80s. What Are You Looking At Dicknose became famous after Stiles wore one in 1985’s Teen Wolf. Not sure if wearing one to school today would get you in more trouble or not, but there’s only one way to find out!
Details
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Gildan 5000B tees, one of the best-wearing kid's t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, this youth pro weight tee is perfect for every kid who wants a comfortable shirt to play, relax, or romp around in and our durable, high-quality prints will survive many adventures.
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Regular fit
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100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors*)
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Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
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Tear away label
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Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar with double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Sizing
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you're on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.15 |
16.93
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18.12
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18.90
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20.08
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| Length | 20.48 | 22.05 | 23.63 |
25.20
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26.38
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| Sleeves | 6.34 | 7.01 | 7.49 | 8.00 | 8.51 |
All sizes are provided in inches!
*Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester and Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible.
*Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester and Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible.
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