Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987 Vintage Men's T-Shirt
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Hard Ticket to Hawaii is a 1987 action B-movie written and directed by Andy Sidaris and the second installment in his loosely connected series of films later known as the Bullets, Bombs and Babes series. Set amid the tropical scenery of Hawaii, the story follows DEA agents Donna and Taryn as they stumble upon a diamond-smuggling operation and find themselves battling heavily armed criminals, while a bizarre subplot involves a giant, cancer-infected snake loose on the island. Packed with gunfights, explosions, martial arts, gratuitous nudity, ridiculous dialogue, and some spectacularly over-the-top action—including the infamous skateboard-riding assassin—Hard Ticket to Hawaii enthusiastically embraces everything that made late-’80s direct-to-video exploitation movies so much fun. Once dismissed as disposable B-movie fare, it has since developed a sizable cult following precisely because of its unapologetic excess and wonderfully absurd approach to action cinema.
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- 32 singles for a softer hand
- Dyed and cut in the USA
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Modern retail fit
- Runs true to size
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.

