Butt-Ugly Martians 2001 Vintage Men's T-Shirt
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Butt-Ugly Martians (B.U.M.) is an animated television series produced in 2000 that aired the following year in both the UK and US. B.U.M. was an early example of CGI based television, as it was wholly created in Alias Wavefront. The plot follows three blue-faced Martian soldiers and their robotic dog as they are sent to earth by evil Emperor Bog in the year 2053 to conquer the planet, but they fall in love with the place, saying "we just found it was too cool to conquer." They devote themselves to saving earth from Bog, so the mischievous Martians beam up fake taped "progress reports" to convince Bog that the invasion is taking hold, while actually basking in a life of junk food, rock music and flying skate boards with their teenage friends Mike, Angela and Cedric. The series only lasted for a single season and ended its run with 26 episodes.
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- 32 singles for a softer hand
- Dyed and cut in the USA
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Modern retail fit
- Runs true to size
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.

