Powered by Colon Blow Cereal 1989 Vintage Men's T-Shirt
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Design description, product details, and sizing information
Design description, product details, and sizing information
Design Description
Colon Blow is the legendary fictional high-fiber cereal that proudly promised to "blast through your system like a freight train through a tunnel." Marketed as "The HIGH Fiber Cereal," this fictional breakfast powerhouse featured an impossibly voluminous bowl of ultra-shredded, golden-brown wheat strands piled high with fresh strawberry slices, delivering what the box enthusiastically calls "Incredibly HIGH in Fiber"(just to make sure you got the point). Originally conceived as the ultimate digestive reset button, Colon Blow became an instant cult classic for its no-nonsense approach: zero added sugar, maximum roughage, and a bold claim that one bowl could keep you regular for days. Snack-treat enthusiasts were encouraged to try the recipe on the back—usually some unholy combination of the cereal, yogurt, and fruit that somehow still managed to taste like virtuous punishment. In the pantheon of over-the-top cereal advertising, Colon Blow stands alone as the product that didn't just promote health—it weaponized fiber with unapologetic swagger and was beyond compare... until Super Colon Blow came out. This design riffs on that legend as a retro promo-style shirt, perfect for proud fiber fanatics everywhere.
Product Details
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.*Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible. Screen colors may vary due to differences in screens. Due to the natural nature of cotton, whites may appear off-white rather than bright white. Size Chart
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.
All sizes are provided in inches! Please note that variations in sizing of up to 1.5 inches are possible.Product Code: PSN-MMMXXX-1966
Colon Blow is the legendary fictional high-fiber cereal that proudly promised to "blast through your system like a freight train through a tunnel." Marketed as "The HIGH Fiber Cereal," this fictional breakfast powerhouse featured an impossibly voluminous bowl of ultra-shredded, golden-brown wheat strands piled high with fresh strawberry slices, delivering what the box enthusiastically calls "Incredibly HIGH in Fiber"(just to make sure you got the point). Originally conceived as the ultimate digestive reset button, Colon Blow became an instant cult classic for its no-nonsense approach: zero added sugar, maximum roughage, and a bold claim that one bowl could keep you regular for days. Snack-treat enthusiasts were encouraged to try the recipe on the back—usually some unholy combination of the cereal, yogurt, and fruit that somehow still managed to taste like virtuous punishment. In the pantheon of over-the-top cereal advertising, Colon Blow stands alone as the product that didn't just promote health—it weaponized fiber with unapologetic swagger and was beyond compare... until Super Colon Blow came out. This design riffs on that legend as a retro promo-style shirt, perfect for proud fiber fanatics everywhere.
Product Details
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- 32 singles for a softer hand
- Dyed and cut in the USA
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Modern retail fit
- Runs true to size
*Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible. Screen colors may vary due to differences in screens. Due to the natural nature of cotton, whites may appear off-white rather than bright white. Size Chart
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.
All sizes are provided in inches! Please note that variations in sizing of up to 1.5 inches are possible.Product Code: PSN-MMMXXX-1966
