Cluckin' Bell 1982 Vintage Men's T-Shirt
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Cluckin' Bell is a fictional fast food restaurant chain appearing in the HD Universe of the Grand Theft Auto video game series that is an obvious parody of Taco Bell. Cluckin' Bell was founded in 1917 by Charles K. Bell, as mentioned as the "King of the Cock," when being advertised as a special guest judge of the Annual Paleto Poultry Pageant. The chain has a central farm and manufacturing plant for their products in Paleto Bay, San Andreas named Clucking Bell Farms. Cluckin' Bell has several accessible restaurants in Grand Theft Auto IV where the player can regain health by ordering a "Fowl Burger" (a play on "foul," meaning disgusting, and "fowl," a bird) for $1. Cluckin' Bell also advertises a new non-interactive product, the Stuffed Pollo Todo Frito (literally Stuffed Chicken All Fried), which is a whole deep-fried chicken stuffed with mashed potatoes, gravy and corn, a parody of KFC's "Famous Bowl. The restaurants have accessible men's and women's toilets labelled "Cocks" and "Chicks" respectively. This design is based on the company's '80s logo that is seen most commonly.
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- 32 singles for a softer hand
- Dyed and cut in the USA
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Modern retail fit
- Runs true to size
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.

