Sparkle Your Life with Elisabeth 1987 Vintage Men's T-Shirt
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Design description, product details, and sizing information
Design description, product details, and sizing information
Design Description
Sparkle Your Life with Elisabeth is a fictional television aerobics show featured in the 2024 satirical body-horror film The Substance. Hosted by Elisabeth Sparkle, a once-celebrated Hollywood star turned fitness personality, the program is a gloriously over-the-top throwback to the aerobics craze of the 1980s, complete with brightly colored leotards, synchronized workouts, relentlessly upbeat music, and plenty of forced smiles. With her infectious enthusiasm and impossibly sculpted physique, Elisabeth encourages viewers to sweat their way to physical perfection, all while maintaining the cheerful facade expected of a television fitness queen. Unfortunately, turning 50 proves to be a career-ending offense in the eyes of her sleazy producer, who unceremoniously fires her in favor of a younger replacement. Desperate to reclaim her youth and relevance, Elisabeth turns to a mysterious black-market treatment known as The Substance, setting off a grotesque chain of events that takes society's obsession with youth, beauty, and physical perfection to horrifying extremes.
Product Details
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.*Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible. Screen colors may vary due to differences in screens. Due to the natural nature of cotton, whites may appear off-white rather than bright white. Size Chart
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.
All sizes are provided in inches! Please note that variations in sizing of up to 1.5 inches are possible.
Sparkle Your Life with Elisabeth is a fictional television aerobics show featured in the 2024 satirical body-horror film The Substance. Hosted by Elisabeth Sparkle, a once-celebrated Hollywood star turned fitness personality, the program is a gloriously over-the-top throwback to the aerobics craze of the 1980s, complete with brightly colored leotards, synchronized workouts, relentlessly upbeat music, and plenty of forced smiles. With her infectious enthusiasm and impossibly sculpted physique, Elisabeth encourages viewers to sweat their way to physical perfection, all while maintaining the cheerful facade expected of a television fitness queen. Unfortunately, turning 50 proves to be a career-ending offense in the eyes of her sleazy producer, who unceremoniously fires her in favor of a younger replacement. Desperate to reclaim her youth and relevance, Elisabeth turns to a mysterious black-market treatment known as The Substance, setting off a grotesque chain of events that takes society's obsession with youth, beauty, and physical perfection to horrifying extremes.
Product Details
Like all our designs, this one is treated with our signature ‘relic-ing’ process which includes our own secret recipe of hand-painted chipping, cracking, fading, and just the right touch of yellowing to ensure that it looks the part of a true vintage imprint.** We lay these works of art down on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tees, one of the softest, best-wearing t-shirts available today, via state of the art direct to garment (DTG) printing which allows us to create a vintage effect that simply can’t be accomplished with other printing methods. In short, these shirts are everything you’ve dreamed of and more – it feels soft and lightweight with just the right amount of stretch, making it comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- 32 singles for a softer hand
- Dyed and cut in the USA
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Modern retail fit
- Runs true to size
*Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Athletic Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. Heather Prism Blue: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. **Due to the nature of the printing process and different sizes of shirts offered, imprint position and scale may vary slightly from the product images, but we do our best to be as accurate as possible. Screen colors may vary due to differences in screens. Due to the natural nature of cotton, whites may appear off-white rather than bright white. Size Chart
Not sure what size is your best fit? We recommend taking one of your current t-shirts, laying it flat and measuring it. The measurements in the chart below are taken with the shirt laying on a flat surface. To get the length, measure from the high shoulder point down to the bottom of the shirt. To get the width, measure approximately 1-inch below the armhole, across the chest, from seam to seam. While our tees are all made using premium, pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton, there can be some shrinkage depending on your personal wash and dry cycles. With that said, if you’re on the fence, we always suggest going up a size.
All sizes are provided in inches! Please note that variations in sizing of up to 1.5 inches are possible.
