Calm down, R. Kelly, we’re not talking about those watersports. We’re talking about things you do on the water. Yes, I know you can do THAT on the water as well. I puked on my roommate’s cousin’s head from a ski boat once, but again, not what we’re talking about here. From kayaking and jet skiing to to wakeboarding and surfing, we’ve got watersports action for everyone, even R. Kelly.